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Bricked Grinch
The toilet paper holder that hates Christmas — and has zero shame about it.
- Holds a standard roll on his screw-in peg
- No drilling — the strip on his back does the work
- Painted detail from the scowl down to the boots
- Gets a laugh out of every single guest
Description
Meet The Grinch: a detailed, painted holiday figure with a scowl, fluffy-trimmed red shorts and a very questionable place to keep the toilet paper.
Stick him up with the mounting strip on his back, screw the red roll peg into his shorts and slide on a roll. No drilling, no tools. Hang him in the guest bathroom and let every visitor discover him on their own.
Novelty gift for adults. Not a toy.
How to use
- Peel the liner off the strip on his back and press him onto tile, glass or a smooth wall.
- The red roll peg screws straight into his shorts. Yes, right there. That is the joke.
- Slide on a standard roll and wait for the first guest to come out laughing.
What's included
- 1 × The Grump figure
- 1 × Screw-in roll peg
- 1 × Mounting strip (pre-attached)
Shipping & returns
Free tracked shipping on every order. 30-day money-back guarantee. Shipping protection is free with 2- and 3-packs.
Up in two minutes. Grumpy for years.
No drill, no toolbox, no handyman. Three steps and your bathroom has a new resident.
1
Stick him up
Peel the liner off the strip on his back and press him onto tile, glass or a smooth wall.
2
Screw in the peg
The red roll peg screws straight into his shorts. Yes, right there. That is the joke.
3
Load the roll
Slide on a standard roll and wait for the first guest to come out laughing.
Not a toy. Just rude.Why everyone wants one
The joke that never gets old
Every guest who walks in comes out laughing, or asking where you found him.
Up in two minutes
Stick, screw, roll. No drill, no holes in the wall, no landlord drama.
The white-elephant winner
The gift that gets stolen three times before the night is over.
Risk-free
Free tracked shipping and a 30-day money-back guarantee on every order.
Perfect for
The Grump vs. a boring holder
| Feature | The Grump | Regular holder |
|---|---|---|
| Makes every guest laugh | ||
| Doubles as Christmas decor | ||
| Instant conversation starter | ||
| No drilling needed | ||
| Holds a standard roll | ||
| Free tracked shipping | ||
| 30-day money-back guarantee |
If he doesn't get a laugh, you get your money back.
Try him for 30 days. If your guests don't crack up, send him back and we'll refund you. He'll be grumpy about it, but that's his whole thing.
Questions? He has answers. Grumpy ones.
How do I put him up?
Peel the liner off the mounting strip on his back and press him firmly onto a smooth, clean surface for 30 seconds. Screw the peg into his shorts and slide your roll on. No drilling, no tools.
Which surfaces does he stick to?
Smooth, clean and dry surfaces work best: tiles, glass, painted walls, cabinets and the side of a vanity. Avoid wallpaper, rough plaster and freshly painted walls.
Will my toilet paper fit?
Yes. The peg is made for standard household rolls. Mega or jumbo rolls may be a tight squeeze.
Is this a good gift?
It is the white-elephant, Secret Santa and office-party gift people still talk about in January. Best for adults with a sense of humor. This is a novelty item, not a toy.
How long does shipping take?
Every order ships free with tracking, and you get the tracking link by email as soon as it leaves. Order early in December so he arrives before Christmas.
What if he arrives damaged?
Send us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we will ship a replacement at no cost. Shipping protection covers lost and stolen parcels too.
How does the money-back guarantee work?
You have 30 days from delivery. If you are not happy, contact us and we will help you return him for a full refund.
